Well, it's October 22, 2 days after the Sage of Technology said he would reveal new info about Volume 3, and lo and behold, the Sage Of Technology still hasn't shown up.
I swear, that's the last time I sign up for one of those stupid psychic chatrooms.
Anyway...
POOF!!!!
SAGE--It is I, the Sage of Technology! What do you want to know?
ME-- ....Oh, now you show up.
SAGE--Sorry, but I had to attend a seance. We were trying to call up the ghost of Elvis.
ME-- ....
SAGE-- It turns out that Elvis isn't really dead, so we just had to sit there for 2 days.
ME-- If he's not dead, then where is he?
SAGE-- <whispering> THE ALIENS HAVE HIM!
ME-- ...
SAGE-- You do that triple dot thing a lot, don't you?
ME-- You know it. Soo, how about answering some questions, huh?
SAGE-- ...
ME-- Quit stealing my line, you dodo. Now, why did Sketch decide to change the look of the series with Volume 3?
SAGE-- Read the book. It tells you. But just for a hint, it involves--
ME-- Yes?
SAGE-- <GASPS> ...politics!
ME: Ooookay. So, what is the meaning of life, exactly?
SAGE-- Well, for me to answer that, you need a premium membership with the Millenium Psychic Chatroom. It costs $99.90 for 3 months--
Click! beeeeeeeeeep....
SAGE-- Hello?
The transcript ends here (for obvious reasons).
SKETCH REED
We all have burning questions that we want answers to. These questions usually are unanswerable questions of the universe, such as, "Why am I here?", "What really happens if you microwave raw eggs?" and my favorite, "What the heck is up with the total style and asthetic change of Thoughts And Ideas: Volume 3?!"
I can't really help you with the first two (unless you happen to have a microwave that you don't really use...heh-heh), but if your question involves Volume 3, fear not: the Sage of Technology has the answers.
What follows is the transcript of my interview with him. I asked the questions (Q) and he provided answers (A). Enjoy(link opened)
....FEHDJFASJLD--Ding!
Q: Welcome, Great Sage. I have questions.
A: And just like Radio Shack, I have answers.
Q: When does Volume 3 come out?
A: Volume 3 will come out on the creepiest day of October, Oct. 31, Halloween.
Q: Why did Sketch Reed change the style of the series?
A: All will be revealed in due time.
Q: I thought you said you had the answers, you dope! ANSWER ME!
A: I already did. Due time happens to be October 20th. Ask me again then.
Q: ... oookay, so what kind of stories will be featured in Volume 3?
A: One ghost story, and one story about something else...
Q: What is the something else?
A: ...goodbye...
Q: Huh?
FSSSSSZZZT...........
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The transcript ends here.
TO BE CONTINUED
